Angelina Jolie Will Kill You With Old ‘Tomb Raider’ Props

Angelina Jolie reveals that she has guns in her home that are styled after the ones she used in Tomb Raider. And she’s not afraid to blow your head off with them. Holy crap.

“If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I’ve no problem shooting them,” she told a reporter at Cannes. Admittedly, Angelina Jolie firing a gun is pretty hot. Don’t ask. possibly there’s some straight in me after all. Though, it’s probably considering I want to look like her and shoot a gun. That makes more sense. Pre-pregnancy, of course.

Angie says that her and Brad keep weapons in the house, and that she’s more than willing to karate kill someone in a heartbeat.

“I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for shield. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I’d be able to use it whether I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are assured combat skills that would come out. I tend to

want to throw an elbow. I don’t know why. I’ve learned all the punches, head butts and kicks - yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct.”

More on the story after the jump.

And the kids are getting in on the act too, she says! Uh, aren’t these the sort of situations that the feds keep breaking up in the States? Many children on an armed compound? Is that why they moved to France?

“I think it’s good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training - be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing - considering self-defence is urgent. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They’re going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves.”

I like how she already knows that Maddox, Zahara, Pax and Shiloh are going to be brawlin’ at some point. Well some snarky bitch is going to bag on their idyllic yet odd childhood. Oh jesus, they’re coming after me in 20 years.

Orginal post by J. Harvey

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