Britney Spears Crashed Her Car considering She Was Trying To Put On Her Face

April 14th, 2008 | Category: All Gossip

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Britney Spears might have crashed her car on the freeway on Saturday night considering she was applying make-up. that does not surprise me in the least. It’s a poor move, but I’m not going to fault her considering I’ve seen so many American women doing that very same thing. And some drag queens.

The owner of the car she rear-ended at 10-15 mph says that he had been admiring Britney in her white Mercedes as she applied her face regimen. He didn’t realize it was Britney Spears until she tried to enter his car through the backseat. Admiring? Glaucoma!

Britney’s bodyguard reportedly apologized, but Britney merely mentioned that she was on the way to meet her Mom for dinner. Someone should have gotten delivery.

Britney’s dad Jamie

Spears reportedly has control by her driving, and sets limits on when and where she can take the car. He must have been watching a fishing show when she escaped.

Seriously, I’m not going to bag on her. I’ve seen citizens reading paperbacks, flat-ironing hair, conference calling, and changing clothes on the highway. Who am I kidding? The dawn commute was the day to check for stray nose hairs, zits, possible bats in the cave (boogers) and to have a cell phone argument with your brother by the Vicodin he stole from Ri-Ri Harvey’s medicine cabinet. We were arguing considering he didn’t share it. Life doesn’t stop considering you’re behind the wheel. It probably should, but that is America. We’re in a rush and we need to multi-task.

Orginal post by J. Harvey

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